I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
Anonymous asked: do you ever watch porn?
Serizawa and Genji wontbe in Crows Zero III which is a shame.. but at least Rindaman is still there hehe!
i am three years behind in my math homework
dampsandwich: i finally found the root of all my problems. i was born
Hello guys, a few days ago I bought a watch that was enough to buy me a plane ticket to HK there and back and I feel bad. Feel free to send me some hate. I need help.
I have a housewaifu.
If I love you, I will carry for you all your pain, I will assume for you all...– Elizabeth Gilbert (via venula)
The world doesn’t understand me and I don’t understand the world, that’s why...– Paul Cézanne (via buddhacoffee)
billhaverchuk: I just want to be able to live in an apartment with my best friend and get a cat and that’s all I want
Went to the doctors for a check up today and the doctor asked if I worked out or did any physical activities of some sort.. I awkwardly answered “I walk?”
“pimpin aint easy”
xinzui replied to your post: xinzui replied to your post: It’s been a while… mm? it’s accio. Followed by butt! /Accio butt
xinzui replied to your post: It’s been a while since I made a text post.. I… They’ll never let your muggle ass into hogwarts I’m already in! would you like to know my favorite spell?
It’s been a while since I made a text post.. I don’t have much to say about my current thoughts, but… I want to buy a pet (preferably a puppy or a kitten) so that I can take lots of pictures of it and become instagram famous. I love hogwarts
And the Lord said unto John, “come forth and ye shall receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Is it me or does Jayden have that constant worried look on his face.
Anonymous asked: you are really good looking you know.. lucky gf